I NEVER post jokes. Ever. But this made me giggle. I've seen it around for years and I ALWAYS giggle. So I have to share.
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entranceis a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shoppermay choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up tothe next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the firstfloor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These Men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the signsays:
Floor 2 - These mMn Have Jobs & Love Kids "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues to ascend. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely GoodLooking "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going up. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking andHelp With Housework
"Oh my god"' she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Helpwith Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where thesign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 153,671,456,012 to this floor. There are no men onthis floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossibleto please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a new Wives Storejust across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have their own money, and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.